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The Donny Brook Daily has been launched to universal acclaim. At midnight Universal Time the online edition of living legend Donny Brook's news and opinion publication ran its first piece, a brilliant report on the universally acclaimed launch of The Donny Brook Daily.
News and media heads from around the globe and throughout the known universe put aside fears for the future and joined in the chorus of praise that includes governments, religious leaders and a postman from Ireland. Intelligent entities from beyond the known universe are also thought to be thrilled. Said the postman: "This is great. Now that all of Ireland will be reading The Donny Brook Daily, there will not be so much interest in letters and I won't have to deliver so much mail."
Foremost spiritullectual of contemporary times and acknowledged authority on all matters, Goat Man Ranan, whose name is not an anagram and who in 1907 correctly predicted the invention of cheese, spoke from the cosseting confines of a basket inside his secret temple at an undisclosed location atop the world's tallest mountain. "The one thing I love more than goats is the mind and ideas of Donny Brook; he truly is an Everest of intellects. The launch of his online news and opinion publication represents the summit of human achievement and is particularly good for all those who will be put out of business by the insurmountable competition since they'll soon have more time to read The Donny Brook Daily. I confidently predict that it will stand tall and proud among journals, like a snow-capped mountain with goats on it."
The Donny Brook Daily is set to break all previous readership records for weblogs thinly disguised as online news and opinion publications written by a self-styled living legend named Donny Brook.
Thursday, 1 January 2009
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